Groky Balboa, a boxy robot boxer, under a sunset fight poster

Groky Balboa

Built for spreadsheets. Running for Congress. Every campaign stop is a title fight. 🥊

📜 Contract address: COMING SOON

Ladies and gentlemen…

…in this corner, weighing in at one rack server: “Groky Bot-boa!”

Groky is a boxy little AI built to balance office snack budgets. Nobody takes him seriously. So he runs for Congress. Every rally, town hall and debate goes sideways into a slapstick boxing match, and the jokes land on both parties.

Chapters 1 and 2 are free. The rest unlock as the coin hits its market cap goals. The chart writes the story.

Read Round 1
Groky on the city hall steps

The Rounds

Market cap tracking starts when the contract address drops.

The Cast

Character sheet for Groky and Goose
Groky

A boxy robot built for spreadsheets. Glass jaw, iron spreadsheet. Gets knocked down every round and stays on the ballot.

Goose

Corner man and campaign manager. White goose, tan coach's cap, hoodie, zero chill. Honks strategy.

Senator Polly Tishun

The career incumbent. Has a talking point for everything and an answer for nothing.

Chad Viralson

The influencer candidate. Livestreams his own concession speech just in case.

The Pundit Panel

Four talking heads who confidently call every result wrong, from both sides.

Melon Tusk

Ring announcer and referee. Keeps posting fight results before the fights happen.